Everyday conversations…
From Saturday (June 23, 2007):
Setup: I’m in line in a Starbucks in a Barnes and Noble. I see an Asian couple walk in. The guy is wearing a ‘Looking for a Japanese girlfriend’ t-shirt. After speaking to my friend, K, for a second, I decide that I need to ask a question.
Me: Excuse me, do you know what your shirt says?
Guy: Yes.
Me: (to the girl) Are you Japanese?
Girl: No.
Me: Ahh, thank you.
I turn back to talk to K, and then I hear:
Guy: If you know any, send them my way!
I have no idea if he made it home.
From Monday night (June 25, 2007):
B: Do you know what I’m going to do with my new car, after I move?
O: F*** it?
Everyone: *Chuckle*
B: No, I’m going to illegally mount-
Everyone else: *ROARING LAUGHTER*
I love my friends.